Walking The Room - A Podcast

Sad News

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:51:57 -0800

So Cuddlahs,

Sometimes shit goes wrong. Currently, that is what has happened. Not to me. Jesus, who thought that? Go fuck yourself. I’m golden. GOLDEN. No, it’s Greg. He’s fallen into what Bob Hope used to call, “A pile of assholes.” Bob Hope was a wordsmith. Anyway, Greg broke Greg. It’s not that bad. He just needs a little time to straighten some shit out. He will be okay.

I’m great though. Working, getting ready to put out my album, having fun with Finn and going back out on the road with Drew soon. I even recorded a few TOFOP’s with Wil Anderson. And that’s an important thing to note because Walking The Room is going away for a bit. Maybe a month. Although, I souldn’t say “going away,” I should say it’s heading into the Crock Pot. And when it comes back, it will be wet and tasty and it will slide right off the bone.

So, while we await the Griffins return, you can have a listen to those. Or, buy a live one or two to hold you over. They’re at Estoy Merchandise. I’m also going to record a few podcasts either flying solo or with a guest host. Mr. Patton Oswalt has already agreed to jump in the moron seat for one.

But don’t fret. We’ll be back.

Dave

The Elephon

comediandaveanthony: When I was young and watching comedy and...

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:24:57 -0800

comediandaveanthony:

When I was young and watching comedy and then when I started doing comedy, I was fortunate to live in the San Francisco Bay Area. We had a shitload of great comics. More importantly, we had a shitload of comics where were very unique. It was almost like a competition to out unique each other.

One of my favorites was Geoff Bolt. Never became a big name but he was incredibly funny. His take on puppet acts is nothing short of brilliant. We had him on our live podcast at SF Sketchfest this week, which will come out soon.

Comedian Dave Anthony: Sold Out!

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:59:59 -0800

Comedian Dave Anthony: Sold Out!:

comediandaveanthony:

Thanks to everyone who purchased tickets. Some were my fans but many were fans of Patton Oswalt, who has done me a “solid” and agreed to open for me. He has magical powers that include tweeting and selling shit out in 3 or 4 minutes. He’s also a warlock. And a Hobbit.

Since the show sold out so…

Tickets Now Available For My Album Recording

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:54:58 -0800

Tickets Now Available For My Album Recording:

daveanthonycomedy:

Patton Oswalt has been confirmed as my “special” guest.

Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles, 8pm, January 25th.

daveanthonycomedy: Tickets soon.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 11:04:24 -0800

daveanthonycomedy:

Tickets soon.

Dave's Recording An Album

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 01:08:56 -0800

And it’s not musical. It’s going to be actual comedy. The whole thing.

Come to Meltdown in Los Angeles on January 25th. I can now say you’ll also either see Patton Oswalt or Wil Anderson there also. On stage. Maybe fucking both. Don’t be greedy.

8 pm show.

It’s free. Free beer. Free “soft drinks.” Total party atmosphere (drunk assholes peeing on lawns).

jamesmith3: MANIRANHA! He is, indeed, a man and a piranha. The...

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 11:07:01 -0700

jamesmith3:

MANIRANHA! He is, indeed, a man and a piranha. The redheaded love child of Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony. Walking The Room kills me. Go listen to those guys.

courtingcomedy: Dave Anthony and Greg Behrendt at the San...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:25:03 -0700

courtingcomedy:

Dave Anthony and Greg Behrendt at the San Francisco Punch Line by Dan Dion

Podcasts We Been On

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 13:27:00 -0700

Here is a list of podcasts Greg and Dave have been on both together and alone. So alone.

Thanks to Diane M for putting this shit together, like a stalker.

Both Greg and Dave:

Air Raid Podcast

5/13/12

http://air-raid.net/index.php?page=podcast&podcast_id=131

Deathsquad:

#58 - 2/11/12 - Bobby Lee

http://deathsquad.tv/naughty-show-57-2/

The WolfDen:

ep 45 - 12/8/11

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/walking-the-room/

http://thewolfden.libsyn.com/webpage/45-dave-anthony-greg-behrendt

Pop My Culture:

ep 60 - 11/21/11

http://www.popmyculturepodcast.com/2011/pmc-60-dave-anthony-and-greg-behrendt/

http://popmyculturepodcast.libsyn.com/webpage/pmc-60-dave-anthony-and-greg-behrendt

Roadstories:

5/3/11

http://roadstories.libsyn.com/webpage/guitars-and-granny-swings

The Dork Forest:

ep 26 - 3/9/11

http://tdf.libsyn.com/tdf-ep-26-greg-beherendt-and-dave-anthony

Sklarbro Country:

Ep 32 - 3/3/11

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/walking-the-countryside/

http://sklarbrocountry.libsyn.com/webpage/32-dave-anthony-greg-behrendt-chris-cox

This Week in Comedy

11/22/10

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjOHxVFiPig

Suicide Girls Radio

10/24/10

https://gpodder.net/podcast/suicide-girls-radio/suicide-girls-radio-10-24-10-wdave-anthony-and-greg-behrendt

Both, stuff you have to pay for:

WTF with Marc Maron -

ep 15 - 10/22/09 - Greg and Dave with Jesse Thorn, Craig Anton, Eddie Pepitone, Jim Earl

http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_15_live_taping_at_ucb_los_angeles

Only Dave:

Can You Take This Photo Please? with Justin Hamilton

5/15/12

http://justinhamiltonau.podbean.com/2012/05/15/a-wil-a-dave-keeps-the-podcasts-away/

Deathsquad

#70 - 5/1/12 - Brody Stevens, Vicki Pezza

http://deathsquad.tv/naughty-show-70/

Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy and Karl

ep 80 - 4/11/12

http://dumdumclub.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-80-dave-anthony

Comedy Film Nerds

ep 36 - 12/8/10

http://comedyfilmnerds.libsyn.com/webpage/ep-36-with-dave-anthony

Comedy Film Nerds

ep 5 - 1/26/10

http://comedyfilmnerds.libsyn.com/webpage/cfn_podcast_episode_5

TOFOP

ep 29 - 3/6/11

http://tofop.libsyn.com/webpage/tofop-episode-29-chonks

TOFOP

ep 28 - 2/27/11

http://tofop.libsyn.com/webpage/tofop-episode-28-cock-weed

Only Dave, stuff you have to pay for:

Never Not Funny

pardcast.com

episode 901

WTF:

ep 70 - 5/6/10

http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_70_dave_anthony

Only Greg:

You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes

ep 63 - 7/4/12

http://www.nerdist.com/2012/07/you-made-it-weird-63-greg-behrendt/

http://youmadeitweird.libsyn.com/webpage/greg-behrendt

The Spotlight Follies Special

ep 11 - 3/5/12

http://thespotlightfolliesspecial.blogspot.com/2012/03/episode-10-greg-behrendt.html

The Stay at Home Dadcast

2/9/12

http://stayathomedadcast.tumblr.com/post/17332071595/my-12yo-has-a-girlfriend-and-my-4yo-says-her-heart

The Long Shot Podcast

ep 402 - 10/12/11

http://www.thelongshotpodcast.com/?p=1014

http://thelongshotpodcast.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-402-first-time-doing-stand-up-featuring-greg-behrendt

Jordan, Jesse GO!

ep 179 - 6/14/11 - with Josie Long and Matt Besser

http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jordan-jesse-go-episode-179-pure-dad-live-maxfuncon

http://thornmorris.libsyn.com/webpage/ep-179-pure-dad-live-at-max-fun-con

The Mental Illness Happy Hour

ep 11 - 6/3/11

http://mentalpod.com/011-Greg-Behrendt-podcast

http://mentalpod.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-11-greg-behrendt

Doug Loves Movies

5/27/11 - with Jonathan Lipnicki and Sarah Silverman

http://dlm.libsyn.com/webpage/jonathan-lipnicki-sarah-silverman-and-greg-behrendt-guest

The Stand-Up Chronicles

ep 100 - 5/7/11

http://comedynerdinterviewscomedians.podbean.com/2011/05/07/episode-100-greg-behrendt/

Comedy Film Nerds

ep 52 - 4/6/11

http://comedyfilmnerds.libsyn.com/webpage/ep-52-with-greg-behrendt

A Drink with Dave (Holmes)

Feb/March 2011

part 1

vimeo.com/20549232

part 2

vimeo.com/20623512

part 3

vimeo.com/20693169

CB Radio - Cameron Buchholtz

ep 63 - 1/14/11

http://cbradio.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-sixty-three-greg-behrendt

Funemployment Radio

ep 244 - 11/11/10

http://funemploymentradio.com/2010/11/11/funemployment-radio-episode-244-3/

Bullseye, formerly known as The Sound of Young America

10/6/10

http://www.maximumfun.org/sound-young-america/comedy-greg-behrendt

http://tsoya.libsyn.com/webpage/comedy-greg-behrendt

Comedy and Everything Else

ep 97 - 6/27/10

http://www.jimmydorecomedy.com/comedy-and-everything-else/episode-97-with-greg-behrendt

FBi’s Music Interviews

94.5FM Sydney

Radio interview with Janeane Garofalo - 5/13/10

http://www.cpod.org.au/page.php?id=26

Fitzdog Radio

2/23/10 - with Karen Kilgariff

http://www.gregfitzsimmons.com/2010/02/23/greg-and-greg-behrendt/

http://gregfitz.libsyn.com/webpage/greg_and_greg_behrendt

ASSSSCAT!

1/9/10

http://www.ucbcomedy.com/podcasts/asssscat/

Jordan, Jesse GO!

ep 120 - 12/20/09

http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jordan-jesse-go-episode-119-cardigans-greg-behrendt

http://thornmorris.libsyn.com/webpage/ep_120_cardigans

MATTs Radio (Braunger and Dwyer)

ep 27 - 11/30/09

mattsradio.com

Comedy Bang Bang

ep 3 - 5/15/09

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/never-date-a-brown/

http://comedydeathrayradio.libsyn.com/webpage/comedy_death_ray_radio_03

KUCI: Naked Comedy

ep 25 - 4/23/09

http://kuci.org/nakedcomedy/Naked_Comedy/Podcast/Entries/2009/4/23_25_Greg_Behrendt.html

Bullseye, formerly known as The Sound of Young America

10/08/08 - with Tig Notaro

http://www.maximumfun.org/blog/2008/10/greg-behrendt-tig-notaro-live-at.html

http://tsoya.libsyn.com/webpage/tig_notaro_greg_behrendt_at_bumbershoot

Only Greg, stuff you have to pay for:

Never Not Funny

pardcast.com

episodes: 318, 603, 702, 825

WTF with Marc Maron

ep 86 - 7/1/10

http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_86_bring_the_rock

Think about it. Or don’t. That’s a pretty camera,...

Sat, 26 May 2012 11:27:42 -0700

Think about it. Or don’t. That’s a pretty camera, huh?

A New Forum Is Birthed

Fri, 11 May 2012 12:00:27 -0700

A New Forum Is Birthed:

So, quite a few people couldn’t get the hang of the forums on the Hotdog Thunderdome. And by “a few,” I mean 104%. We decided to create a simple, more common type of message board for Cuddlahs to exchange words and whatnot.

The Hot Dog Thunderforum is now alive and pulsing like a vein before heroin is injected into it. Come join and partake in sadness.

Seattle Live Podcuddle

Sat, 05 May 2012 09:44:51 -0700

Our Live Podcast at Chop Suey in Seattle Wednesday night was a corndog made of amazing. The venue was rad, our guests - Seattle comic Duane Goad,Tweet singers We Sing Your Tweets and our great friend and Australian comedy hunk Wil Anderson were all superb. The promoters were cool, and per usual our fans were off the hook great. A few of them blowing our minds by traveling many miles to be there. All in all I would say it was one of our best live efforts and will be available very soon. Thanks to those of you that came and again to the ones that bought tickets when there was no way they could come.

Oh and to the local comics who talked through the show and left… No matter how much you do or don’t like another comic or performer have the balls to let them live or die on their own merit. But to disrupt their show for no reason and then leave makes you look like the amateur chickenshits you are.

Live Seattle Podcast Tonight with guests Wil Anderson and Duane Goad

Wed, 02 May 2012 09:50:07 -0700

Live Seattle Podcast Tonight with guests Wil Anderson and Duane Goad

Gigs Dave Will Be Doing in Melbourne

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 00:02:00 -0700

So, Wil Anderson and the gents from the Little Dum Dum Club podcast have been kind enough to help me out when I’m in Australia.

So far, I’ve lined up the following shows…

Monday April 2nd.

Spleen - 41 Bourke Street - 8:30 pm

The Shelf - The Toff in Town - Doors at 7:30, show until 11pm.

Tuesday

A Karl Chandler show but I don’t know the name. It will be near Town Hall.

Wednesday

The Felix Bar - 11 Fitzroy Street St Kilda Victoria - 8:30 pm

Other shows to follow. I will be doing a couple of live podcasts it looks like and hope to do a show in Sydney on the 8th.

Melbourne Bullshit

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 21:46:04 -0800

I put up a Tweet tonight telling people to hold off buying tickets to the live Melbourne Podcuddle. Now I shall explain myself.

Here’s the deal. When we first discussed going to the festival, it was because Greg had been invited to do his one man show and we thought it would be a good opportunity to do the podcast AND that I would be able to do stand up in Melbourne. As the date got closer, it became apparent that I was a bit of an afterthought. So, I had my manager call today to find out what other shows I would be doing stand up on. The answer came today: None.

The reason they gave was that I only had a visa to do the podcast. I now have a choice to make. I can go to Melbourne for 12 days, as planned, and just do the podcast and the late show planned with Wil, Charlie, me and Greg. We haven’t really planned to do any stand up on that one. The problem with this choice is that I will be sitting around a festival while other people are performing, and based on how my career has gone, that is a special kind of hell I’m not interested in.

Another choice is to not go. I am currently leaning to not going. I’m dreading being away from Finn for 12 days and to do that for just one podcast might be rough. Last time I was away – in SF – he didn’t sleep and generally had an awful time.

The third option is to put on my own shows somewhere. One in Melbourne (but logistically, that could be a nightmare with the festival going on) and one is Sydney. I’d have to rent a small theater.

Anyway, that’s where I’m at with Melbourne. It’s been a shit day overall with other showbiz stuff and this was the icing on the cake.

- Dave

So, listen.

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:48:25 -0800

daveholmes:

Earlier this month, I had the great honor of being a guest on a live version of Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony’s podcast Walking The Room at San Francisco Sketchfest.

And I took the opportunity to tell the most vulgar story I have ever told. It went against every standard of good taste to which I have ever held myself, and I’ll be damned if it didn’t feel great.

If you have $2 and you want to hear me debase myself in front of an eager audience, click here, download, and forgive me.

San Francisco Live Cuddle Now Available

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:47:30 -0800

San Francisco Live Cuddle Now Available:

Only $2 to hear the greatest story ever told. And it was told by Dave Holmes.

My God, was it told by Dave Holmes.

Good times were had at the Starfish Circus Valentine’s...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:16:50 -0800

Good times were had at the Starfish Circus Valentine’s Massacre.

Thanks to those who came out.

Dr. Woo(d): Great Minds

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:23:14 -0800

Dr. Woo(d): Great Minds:

aprilrichardson:

A year or so ago, Andy told me about an idea he’d had for a while to make T-shirts attributing stupid T-shirt slogans (mottos? catchphrases?) to some of history’s great thinkers. I laughed, and we collaborated on a list, and we continue to laugh every time we read these. We are simple people.

andytwood:

(Co-written by April Richardson)

“I’m not an alcoholic; I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” - Louisa May Alcott

“If it’s got tits or tires, it’s gonna give you trouble.” - Oscar Wilde

“Golf is a four-letter word.” - Stephen Hawking

“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” - Rene Descartes

“I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look.” - Lord Byron

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” - Marcel Proust

“It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine.” - William Butler Yeats

“Let’s play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you.” - Albert Camus

“If tits were brains, you’d be a genius.” - Voltaire

“Take me drunk, I’m home.” - Noam Chomsky

“It ain’t gonna suck itself.” - Emily Bronte

“Save the drama for your mama.” - Sigmund Freud

“It’s not a bald spot, it’s a solar panel for a sex machine.” - Leonardo da Vinci

“Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.” - Howard Zinn

“I’m drucking funk!” - Virginia Woolf

“I’m with stupid.” - Sir Isaac Newton

‘If you can read this, the bitch fell off.” - Nelson Mandela

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.” - Sylvia Plath

“Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.” - Susan B. Anthony

“The Man ^ The Legend v “ - William Shakespeare

“To all the virgins, thanks for nothing!” - Jane Austen

“Ass, gas, or grass — nobody rides for free!” - Edgar Allan Poe

“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart!” - Abraham Lincoln

‘“I’m in shape (round is a shape).” - F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I’m #1, so why try harder.” - Karl Marx

“Talk to the hand, ‘cause the face don’t understand!” - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

“Pull my finger.” - D. H. Lawrence

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.” - Mark Twain

“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” - Malcolm X

“There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.” - Gloria Steinem

“Visualize whirled peas.” - Winston Churchill

“I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good, either.” - Charles Dickens

“Epic fail.” - Homer

“They call it PMS because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken.” - Willa Cather

“Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862.” - Gertrude Stein

“How about a nice tall glass of shut the hell up?” - Martin Luther King, Jr.

“My reality check bounced.” - Plato

“Rehab is for quitters.” - Henry David Thoreau

“You look like I need another drink.” - Margaret Mead

“Cool story, bro.” - Benjamin Franklin

Special Offer

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:38:07 -0800

Special offer! Hit us at walkingtheroom@gmail.com and get on the guest list for the Starfish Valentines Circus while there ‘s still room. We wanna fill it with YOU! Or we can put it in you but the logistics might be difficult.